“Gadzooks!” She Cries

The pot is bubbling over.
The kettles turning black;
The bees are making honey,
An’ the boys is sittin’ back

“High treason,” shouts the Colonel.
“The bad one got away.”
Who tol’ ya that sad story?
Muss be that teacher, Mister Gray.

“Come back to Shallow Harbor,”
yelled the captain to his mate.
“We’ve got a lot a fishin’ yet,”
he added, “Don’t be late.”

Duck down to miss the branches,
Duck down to see the ground,
Duck down to put the little boy
beneath the hallowed mound.

Merrimentism

Okay, it’s not a word,
but neither is lonelinesser or joymenting
But Merrimentism is happierest than
frownering or saulkabilly.
And playful images of kiddiegiggles
twittering from toddlerodges pop
from Merrimentism while
Angerarable or Disgustamundo
paint images of sobbering victimazers
or distressibly depressimobily direnessing.

So Merrimentism is it for now. And really,

who cares
if it’s not spelled right?

Breezes

Whip up, O Wind! off Eastern shore
Lift from sea dust the maverick
Franklin spirit; stir century encrusted
thinking about the New World;
Breathe inspiration into today’s righteous
Revolutionaries.

Alaskan air streams chill Northwestern
minds, but drafts filtered over glacial fields
fuel pioneering imaginations that rest in
California’s gold-laden streams and Oregon’s
Klackamus tribal lands.

Rise to meet the day, O Wind! off
Express pony hooves. Let enlighted
Squalls lift, inflate the minds
of the people, leaders.

A new world breezes in.

Entourage

Her rhinestone pinky ring
His dollar aviators
collect on the floor of the
four-door limousine;

Collie hair clings on
dress up clothes;
but Candy wiggles
somewhere in the sideyard.

Change the clothes; it’s
gettin’ time.
Pack the oranges, brownies,
fried chicken, and fishin’ pole;
We’re headed out

with all our bling in tow.

Grandfather Clock

Hurry before the scurry of the mouse
strikes one
Before wizards make lizards of Rowling’s
desperate muggles
Or Lewis’ wardrobe smacks Lucy’s
behind as Asland asks,
“What time is it, anyway?”

Beat back the time chime
Find something in Newton or Galileo
to stop the surety of
oops, tomor…oops, tomorr…
oops, tomorro…
time.

And then there’s an earthquake
in Chile that rivals Krackatoa,
did you hear?
Where is that grandfather clock
now?

Hey, There!

He called across the boulevard.

Turning to see,

She wish-boned, mid-stride,

the steel pole in front of her.
And he laughed, and laughed,
still laughing.

But she broke her nose
on that steel…
And then, tomorrow, she found reason
enough to shout
“Hey, there” when he
crossed the street.

Too bad his pole was
a semi.

Oops! She didn’t mean to
do that, did she?

Terrorism

Amazing that the word
now cliched,
Doesn’t even phase us.
Doesn’t even make us stop to
listen;
Doesn’t even scare us
anymore.

Who, Are You Kidding?

Reading done?
Math finished, too?
Dogs fed?
Vacuuming through?

Whos get it done
In Whoville-land
While Spartans made Athens
float;
No wonder school
closes
When CH, MT, and Sally
mope.

Go back to work
Stop kidding around.
LOL LOL LOL LOL
Pound Facebook down;
There are 88
essays yet to grade.
Who, are you kidding?
Sanity fades.

Youth

That kid in the third row–
what a geek.
Crinkled blonde mop, Q-tipped
swimmer’s form;
He must swim backstroke well.
No consideration from the girls who knew him
then.
Now, a different, seasoned crowd
praise him.

Beauty and his fickled followers
Turn us from ourselves
And light recedes from untrained eyes,
until finally, after eons of experience
Character leaps to the fore
and Spirit outshines Beauty
because she always can
and will.

Welcome back to Geekville–
where things that matter don’t,
and boys look at girls
and girls look
inside.

Student

Little latch-key child
Burnt by loneliness and loss
Speak to someone;
Work out the sadness
And find peace.

Because peace, with her ruffled feathers
shiny mother of pearl softness
calm whispered breaths brushing
tears from his eyes
comes only by venturing through
dying and re-dying.
O Peace!
Let him read Fitzgerald’s lines
Ponder Populist movements and Great Wars
Care about greening chloroform
Challenge Will Hunting.

He, too young for such despair,
just wants to laugh
or form a revolution
or be hugged by his mother.

And there should not be a test
on that tomorrow
or ever.

Little boy, don’t cry anymore
You are beautiful
Just the way you are.

Pooh Bear and Pickles

Spring over Christopher’s
shoulders,
tumble to the ground
tickled and giggling about
Tigger’s silly bounce.

Crawl over the baseboard
onto the toy chest crammed
with matchbox cars, dinosaur
parts, Woody dolls shouting “Howdy
partner,” and memories like
crumbled pinewood derby
ribbons.

And where did that pickle come from?
Poor Pooh
who only wants honey.
Honey, those pickles

taste good.

Don’t say it……..

Oh bother.

Response

When word gets out
tomorrow’s done
Havoc reigns on everyone
his purpose does not linger on,
why do you?

Questions come from
every fore,
answers ring about
the door
Speak first, speak loud, speak
evermore
into you.

Nothing can prevent his word
No bold attempt can spare the sword–
She bit the line that reeled her up
You fool, you.

Evening melts in amber hues
Night creeps by with purple blues
Apollo’s gone with Io’s moons,
To do you.

When she cries molten tears
for you, you lemming,
listenharder still–
Can you respond you will?
Tell us, do you?

Holding On

Crying helpless “Hallelujahs”
Fighting private battles
Public wars–
Seething beneath the tender
skin
Ignored, abandoned, peering
up to the roof top
shyly, slyly hoping to be
caught by the
high priest
before the war ends and
he falls vanquished to the
melting, itching earth.

Inspiration

The Book fell down and built a crown
and children ran and held him up
and then the crowd began to heave
and then she cried, “pretty please.”
And from nowhere the line occurred
it moved from now to yesterday and back
again the story played until the final
moment rang so out of tune
and he was born to set it right despite

it all begins with in the little campground

near Pink Mountain where beer costs $12 and tea,

for those who drink it, teases warmth, pacifies.

32 and Counting

Unmarried girls fantasize romantically
about perfect unions
parties about those unions
and offspring
without knowing the full extent
of the reality that births
from that union…

daily compromise, constant
contact even when the co-signer’s
morning breath reeks
insults through the pores
onto the nice clean laundry
that no one folds
left waiting for attention that is
owed to sterilized linens
neutered dreams

Growing older without
the other half makes the whole
enough

But 33 sneaks up
and so does he–
damn it.

High Priest

Systolic clashing, crashing
pressure; squeezing walls,
crushing that which he thought
Lovely. Brown spheres with burning
portals suck life blood from
mere small talk–
naive impatient heart
simmer down down down
down
Heal him with that very lovely
love
Calm him with the tears
of longing
Rest him in the folds
of praying arms

Be cast iron in his eyes.

Landing

On the moon, on the earth, on the
front door of life
waiting momentarily for the door
to swing open
welcome me home with
hot sleepy time tea .

Moving to midnight, moving to work
life, easy sleep gives way to
tension, stress tingles crawl across
shoulders hunching against the pillow
bracing for tomorrow.

Landing sublime
Tomorrow survive
get ready to
s-m-i-l-e

Scripture

The Word digitized or otherwise printed or beamed or
recited
is still the word.
And what it says screams
STOP
listen to yourself.
Circumlocution does not
change the truth
Truth stands witness for itself.

Looking, feeling, crying
does not change
the Word.

Suffer, and shut up about it.
Is that right?

WIll you

Will you, dear, allow
a photograph
posed for by the window?

Will you smile
just for me because you
love me as much as i love
myself?

Will you make my coffee
make my dinner, clean
the dishes, pay the mortgage
and cable, phone, electricity,
water, insurance, and i’ll
buy some bread?

Will you put out
the trash when you get home
from working 12 hours. Say it:
Say, “yes, dear.”

I will.

China

Terra cotta photographs line the books
with soldiers stiff, with broken arms and
wall after wall of bricks and clay belie
the wealth that makes the country
Rich in humanity and poor in progress

But she blooms time once again; more earth
moves back, away, revealing more soldiers
in earthen garb that do not know how
to protect their infants from their fathers
and mothers who cry when its a girl.

And we pay whole retirement accounts
to see you.

“O, what a piece of work”
How can he always be right?

Glorious Reunion

Who’d ‘av thunk it?
Who’d ‘av known?
Who’d ‘av bet
You’d come alone?

There you came with guests
in tow to rock the glorious reunion
with the downright gall
of the arrogant knave who tempted fate
and lost.

How dare you do that to those
little ones who love you more than
you love me; how dare you do that
to them or us.

Don’t you want that glorious reunion
to occur? Oh dolt, oh fiend, oh beautiful
being. Why do you come so gallantly now?
Where were you the first time around?

Untouchable

I love him because
i can’t have him

no high school crush
no drama
no tears nor broken hearts
allowed.

utter goodness
won’t allow truth to be spoken
won’t allow eyes to reveal
what only the beating, crushing,
burning heart
effuses

Agape.

Assessed Value

Nothing is that bad–despite the news
it’s getting worse
And if one has no empathy
Then, hell, it’s downright
peachy.

But, if blessed with the soft
sense of care
The values crashing bodes despair
crushing them and me
with the anxiety, fear, uncertainty

Value is a taxed statement.

Sand dollars and pipers

Stretched out before me,
algae strained surf licks
clean sand dabs and rubberized
seaweed.

Baptizing land with salt tears
and sea foam.

walking, bare-chested against
the Pacific breeze, rapture
seizes the soul while waiting

for a glimpse of
heaven.

The dark side speaks a veritable plethora
of offerings that will work

Only an idiot would try to slight God
and offer something else
How vain
How insincere

how often do the offerings lack
the proper spirit
the proper humility

But then there’s the Pinewood Derby that will be missed
and they will not accept the sacrafice
No matter how sincere the offer.

Taken from the bow of the Columbia
Nothing more beautiful

Torrential

Friday night, driving through the
radar’s golden storm eye
I thought I saw a veil

but it was rain water-torrents of pounding
droplets all racing to hit my windshield
blocking my view

But it was peaceful, too
torrential peace
washing over me

with love which calms
and peace breaks out
like the sun.

Splinter cells

Hemmorages
little flames of red that disclose
the secret tensions of my life

Systemic dysfunction in microscopic form.

What caused this biological catastrophe?

Time? Stress? A crack in the armour of self.

It doesn’t matter. It is.

Hamlet has it Right

Hamlet is not wrong.
Our mind can know the world to be beautiful
when within the same nanosecond of thought,
our spirit floats injured, unable to grasp, to fathom, to feel

the magnificent.

Instead, it wallows in pity,

despair,

disgust

at the world, at others, at self.

Tired, they do not really feel the world,

So they want to leave.

Sacrifices too Large to Ignor

The dark side speaks a veritable plethora
of acceptable offerings

Only an idiot would try to slight God
and offer something else
How vain.
How insincere.

How often do the offerings lack
The proper spirit

And then there’s the Pinewood Derby sacrifice

That will go unnoticed except by the little one who missed you.

Don’t miss him.

THE AUTHOR

BLACK AND WHITE AND BLED ALL OVER

Building Webs

This web thing can not be done

Some have tried, but nope. Impossible

The truth waves it’s counter-insurgent head
and then all cover is lost
and I move back to my room
broken.

Findng My Way

Smooth, and frost-heave free lies the way;
without obstacles,

road blocks, delays.
Yet I move off the road
because,… I do not know–
because he does not care.

and you, you who make me laugh
move clueless into my way
leaving me no choice but to
crash right in to you

enter with caution

This blog is a collecting ground of the poetry written by Kerry Mohnike.  She does not believe that this poetry is particularly good nor particularly interesting to anyone.  It is composed only to help her relieve stress.  Feel free to comment or share your own writing. Although I am a veteran English teacher, I do not intend this to be academic in any way.  In fact, for the purposes of these entries, I wish I weren’t an English teacher.