Who’d ‘av thunk it?
Who’d ‘av known?
Who’d ‘av bet
You’d come alone?
There you came with guests
in tow to rock the glorious reunion
with the downright gall
of the arrogant knave who tempted fate
and lost.
How dare you do that to those
little ones who love you more than
you love me; how dare you do that
to them or us.
Don’t you want that glorious reunion
to occur? Oh dolt, oh fiend, oh beautiful
being. Why do you come so gallantly now?
Where were you the first time around?