That Doesn’t Impress Me

I can’t even try to be profound
It would be rather like SpongeBob trying to be round
Or Cat Woman wearing a floral muumuu
Or Dr. Oz ordering a double-double with grilled onions
Or , you know, the smart geeky professor saying something was “sick”
Meaning “cool” or “great”
Or a whole series of emoticons that did not include the ☺
Profound is just not in me; in fact,
I’m quite provincial, don’t you see?


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