Batsy Boy, you think you’re chique;
You’re not.
Spidey Lad, it doesn’t work
Your web is tangled.
Clark, young buck, the cape
is silk–it needs dry cleaning
And you, little tike,
You’re a fake.
Shut up about the story–
Draw me a hero
Who dies like me
But who loves anyway
while using the batrope, daul identity bat sensor
and the ever important bat utility belt arsenal.